27 March, 2010

NEWS: CineCult303 Short Short Film Fest!

During the month of April & May, our beloved Bar303, 303 High St, Northcote, will be celebrating it's 10th anniversary!

CineCult303 is getting in on the party by turning the screen over to the people. So instead of our regular freaky film, Tuesday May 11th will be the Short Short Film Festival!
If you have a short film that was made in the last 10 years, is under 10 minutes in length and was produced in Victoria, Australia, then we want to hear from you.

So please email us at cinecultania@gmail.com if you are interested in submitting a film.
Please tell your friends, spread the word, CineCult303 wants to help film makers get their works seen and support 303 on it's 10th birthday with a rocking good time!

& be sure to join the CineCult303 Facebook group for screening updates

26 March, 2010

EPISODE TEN: Hackolytes


In which Alex & Ben delve into the dark, creepy & occasionally gory world of serial killers & cannibals. Bring your knives to the stabbing party for Acolytes (2008) & Dying Breed (2008), both recent entries in the Australian horror revival. Can they churn our guts? Do they strike fear into the hearts of man & woman? Are cannibals more entertaining thann serial killers? Maybe these questions will be answered in this thrilling episode of CineCultania! Or we'll just blather on about snacks & stick our faces deep into the gutter.

Download Episode 10 Here

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Warning: CineCultania contains coarse language & daftness & really isn't much better than a Carry On film.



18 March, 2010

EPISODE NINE: NEDtacular



In which Alex & Ben set forth on the grand adventure that is the NEDtacular! It's a trilogy of Nedness, featuring Tony Richardson's Ned Kelly (1970) starring Mick Jagger, Gregor Jordan's Ned Kelly (2003) starring Heath Ledger & Abe Forsythe's Ned (2003) starring Abe Forsythe! Plus loads of fantastic feedback & total inanity on our part. It's Nedtastic!

Send all feedback to cinecultania@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter or find us on iTunes.

Warning: CineCultania contains lots of coarse language & discussion of performances so terrible they are offensive. In addition, this episode is a little bit queer, but for that we blame Mick Jagger.

Download episode 9 right this very instant!









06 March, 2010

EPISODE EIGHT: Trashed And Melted


In which Alex, Ben & special guest Eugene investigate the horrific debris of Street Trash (1987) and wipe off the grue after Body Melt (1993). Experience the joy of Alex & Eugene's trauma at the hands of some seriously messed up cinema as CineCultania goes to the limits of bad taste. It's American melt movie versus Australian melt movie! Who will survive and what will be left of them!?!?!

Warning: CineCultania contains coarse language & assorted terrible things. Listen at your own risk!

Download Episode 8

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A terrible quality VHS rip of Body Melt is available on youtube, but this film deserves better than that so go buy or rent it you tight arse.