EPISODE FOURTEEEN: Crocspastic (Part One)

In which Drew & Ben begin the ongoing Crocspastic extravaganza. Nothing but crocodile films, right here, right now, & again at some later date. In our first edition, we reach deep into the swampy mists of the 1980s for the Italian KILLER CROCODILE & the Australian DARK AGE.

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EPISODE THIRTEEN: Midget Tackles!

In which CineCultania makes a less than dramatic or sober return to dual host podcasting! Ben returns with new co-host Drew. It's a bit of a mess, not helped by Roger Christian's Starship (AKA Lorca & The Outlaws AKA 2084), as Drew adjusts to hearing his voice & Ben struggles with lounge room recording on an EeePC with multiple headset adapters. This is the future folks, enjoy!

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN LOST RELATED SPOILERS (which Drew claims are not spoilers due to the revelations sucking)

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SPECIAL: MIFFeCultania Episode #2

In which Ben goes over the final days of his Melbourne International Film Festival (MIFF) experience. Films discussed include Mark Hartley's Machete Maidens Unleashed, Rubber, Joe Dante's The Movie Orgy, Nostalgia for the Light, Fassbinder's World on a Wire, Godard's Film Socialisme, & a brief examination of the similarities between Scott Pilgrim Vs The World & Inception.

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SPECIAL: MIFFeCultania Episode #1

In which Ben returns with his first frontline report on the 59th Melbourne International Film Festival (MIFF). Thoughts on nihilistic Russians in MY JOY, the 'if Adult Swim made a documentary' THE JUCHE IDEA, madmen & good ol' boys in THE KILLER INSIDE ME & the joke killing CITY OF LIFE AND DEATH.

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EPISODE TWELVE: Rambling Return

In which Alex & Ben return to the world of podcasting. A minor error occurs in which the 1st 24mins are repeated once, so skip forward a bit. Apologies. We discuss what has been happening during our absence, what films we have been watching, & cover an extensive & hilarious selection of feedback.

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Bonus Interview! Andrew O'Neill: Occult Comedian

In which Alex & Ben interview Andrew O'Neill, occult comedian, ex-film student, & all-round engaging & funny guy from the UK. A passion for Terry Gilliam is aroused, Alan Moore's gargoyles are discussed, & Andrew reveals the power of ritual magic in comedy. Also, the usual bollocks without which CineCultania wouldn't be CineCultania.

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EPISODE ELEVEN: The Short Real

In which Alex & Ben take a walk on the lighter side of life with Nadia Tass' The Big Steal (1990) & Richard Benjamin's Marci X (2003). Yes, we are taking it easy on Alex, & she is putting Ben through the ringer with Lisa Kudrow & Damon Wayans. They keep it real, bringing the same forceful retardation to comedy as they do to horror & whacked out cinema. Or something.

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WARNING: CineCultania contains coarse language & Australians

NEWS: CineCult303 Short Short Film Fest!

During the month of April & May, our beloved Bar303, 303 High St, Northcote, will be celebrating it's 10th anniversary!

CineCult303 is getting in on the party by turning the screen over to the people. So instead of our regular freaky film, Tuesday May 11th will be the Short Short Film Festival!
If you have a short film that was made in the last 10 years, is under 10 minutes in length and was produced in Victoria, Australia, then we want to hear from you.

So please email us at cinecultania@gmail.com if you are interested in submitting a film.
Please tell your friends, spread the word, CineCult303 wants to help film makers get their works seen and support 303 on it's 10th birthday with a rocking good time!

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EPISODE TEN: Hackolytes

In which Alex & Ben delve into the dark, creepy & occasionally gory world of serial killers & cannibals. Bring your knives to the stabbing party for Acolytes (2008) & Dying Breed (2008), both recent entries in the Australian horror revival. Can they churn our guts? Do they strike fear into the hearts of man & woman? Are cannibals more entertaining thann serial killers? Maybe these questions will be answered in this thrilling episode of CineCultania! Or we'll just blather on about snacks & stick our faces deep into the gutter.

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Warning: CineCultania contains coarse language & daftness & really isn't much better than a Carry On film.

EPISODE NINE: NEDtacular

In which Alex & Ben set forth on the grand adventure that is the NEDtacular! It's a trilogy of Nedness, featuring Tony Richardson's Ned Kelly (1970) starring Mick Jagger, Gregor Jordan's Ned Kelly (2003) starring Heath Ledger & Abe Forsythe's Ned (2003) starring Abe Forsythe! Plus loads of fantastic feedback & total inanity on our part. It's Nedtastic!

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Warning: CineCultania contains lots of coarse language & discussion of performances so terrible they are offensive. In addition, this episode is a little bit queer, but for that we blame Mick Jagger.

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